If you know Mickey Avalon, you know the essence of dicey. Well Mr. Right caused a hell of a stir when he rolled out on stage during his Halloween show dressed like Adolph Hitler. Truly fucking dicey.
Adolph Avalon?
January 7th, 2010 by DiceballBurn My Eyes!
January 5th, 2010 by Diceball
Last thing I remember was poaching pictures from Perez Hilton, next thing I woke up in a park crying. I blame the whole thing on this fucking picture. This is one dicey broad.
OK! Here is the Casey Johnson Deal.
January 5th, 2010 by Diceball
Casey Johnson Dies.
January 4th, 2010 by Diceball
I was going to do a bit on the Johnson and Johnson chick dying. Instead I’m posting this pic of Al Roker. Maybe he will fall down the stairs soon. So go read TMZ if you want the juice on the shampoo chicky that was engaged to Tila Tequila. You voyeuristic pig.
Family Ski Weekend, or Hell on Earth?
January 4th, 2010 by Diceball
Most people give their kids helmets for skiing these days. Guess this dad is a little more dicey than most. No helmet, just scary masks, there will be blood this weekend kids.
Martha Stewart is a Dicey Mess.
January 4th, 2010 by Diceball
What else can really be said? She sucks.
From “300” to 300 Pounds.
January 4th, 2010 by Diceball
Remember the buffed out dude in the movie 300? Well he obviously spent his money on burgers and booze, because he looks like a fucking jerk. Get it together Gerald Butler, dicey dick.
Dubai Land of Whores and Blow.
January 4th, 2010 by Diceball
I sat next to a British oil executive this weekend on my way back from the Alps. He told me that Dubai is nothing but hotels, night clubs, hookers and cocaine. Guess it’s not a surprise that building a bunch of crap on a pile of sand didn’t pan out. I’m sure after reading this dad’s all over will be lobbying for a vacation in Dubai. “Come on honey, let’s go sniff some culture or sweaty hookers or something. I love you baby.”
Booze Heavy, 2 Weeks Deep.
December 24th, 2009 by Diceball
Have a dicey Christmas dicebags. Sip some brandy, pinch your granny, and steel your nephews presents. Keep it dicey. See you in the new year.
-Diceball
Call PETA!
December 23rd, 2009 by Diceball
A bunch of dudes molesting a poor giraffe in the late night is great. Unless you are the fucking giraffe. Barf. Dice dicks.
